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Thats right this blog is back mother fucker. Its author is tired, so tired and has recently been violated by a tramp. I refer you dear reader to the Sexual Offences Act 2003:

Section 66 - Exposure

(1) A person commits an offence if-
(a) he intentionally exposes his genitals, and
(b) he intends that someone will see them and be caused alarm or distress.

And that is precisely what happened to me on Saturday. Conclusions to be drawn- Never trust anyone ever and try to dress in a manner less pleasing to horny 50 year old homeless men.

Police reconstruction of "happy to see me" tramp

In other news- I went to see JUSTICE at Canvas. Thats right. Simply the coolest fuckers out there right now. It was exceptional as one would expect. DJ Feadz was also pretty hot. SebastiAn was actually a bit disappointing on the decks but so long as he keeps producing the messed up dark stuff I don't care and neither should you- SebastiAn- Walkman

Been checking out DJ Mehdi a lot recently. Best beat off the new album- I am Somebody. 80's bliss.

Until next time...